{"product_id":"lacey-luzzi-sprinkled-a-humorous-cozy-mystery-9781511526616","title":"Lacey Luzzi: Sprinkled: A humorous cozy mystery!","description":"\u003cbr\u003e#1 Amazon Humor Bestseller  Amazon Cozy Mystery Bestseller \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTony Soprano, meet Stephanie Plum.LACEY LUZZI RESUME \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003eCURRENT: MOBSTER (in training)\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003ebr\u0026gt; \u003cbr\u003e2 YEARS: LAUNDROMAT WENCH \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTOO MANY YEARS: MANAGER AT STRIP CLUB \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e1 NIGHT: MISERABLY FAILED STRIPPER \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e8TH GRADE - SPELLING BEE CHAMPION\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Lacey Luzzi's rollercoaster of a life has been filled with the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. She just never expected the lows to be so... sparkly. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e After falling on her face during an attempt to follow in her recently-deceased mother's stripper-boots, Lacey realizes she's not cut out for life on stage. She sets out on a year-long investigation to find her true family, never expecting she'll find it with a capital \"F.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a rumbling stomach, a need for money (check engine lights don't fix themselves ), and a conscience that operates at 78% on a good day, Lacey is sucked into a whirlwind of Family secrets, hard-as-cement cookies, and mysterious, sexy men who unfortunately shoot guns, sometimes aimed at her face. The long-lost-granddaughter of Carlos Luzzi, the Godfather of the Italian Mafia, Lacey accepts her first assignment for the mob: finding fifteen million dollars of 'the good stuff.' \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEven after she enlists the help of her mouthy best-friend and her cousin, a technical genius and social disaster, she finds that going toe-to-toe with the rival Russian mob is more dangerous than expected. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e No one chooses their Family, but Lacey Luzzi will be lucky if she can survive hers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e** ** \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eLacey Luzzi: Sprinkled, is a full-length, laugh-out-loud, humorous cozy mystery with a strong female protagonist in the spirit of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum, albeit one working for the wrong side of the law...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote: Rated a strong PG-13 for sarcasm and mild language. No graphic gore or sex.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGina LaManna, originally from St. Paul, Minnesota, began writing after obtaining a degree in Actuarial Science. To her parent's dismay, she fled the country after graduation to live and nanny in Italy. While it was quite enjoyable to spend summers on the beaches of Sardegna and fall in Milan, she eventually returned to the States, where she now lives in Los Angeles and remains on the lookout for the next adventure. Gina writes fiction under other pen names, including short stories, long stories, and all sizes in-between stories. She loves cappucino foam and whipped cream, and would subsist solely on sprinkles if possible. She has one imaginary dog.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50339694608658,"sku":"9781511526616","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_7cdc000f-3b2c-4dca-ab47-b2f197f3f829.jpg?v=1728011687","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/lacey-luzzi-sprinkled-a-humorous-cozy-mystery-9781511526616","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}