{"product_id":"kiss-my-axe-9781964685311","title":"Kiss My Axe","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLiving in a treehouse? Unavoidable. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFalling for the grumpy lumberjack hottie next door? Unthinkable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a viral PR disaster torpedoes my marketing career, I flee Manhattan. The only place left to land? A fairy-tale treehouse in a pickle-obsessed Vermont town, left to me by an uncle I barely knew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, I said pickles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, I'm not okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I'm only here temporarily. Just long enough to regroup, let the notoriety die down, and figure out my next steps in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, my new neighbor has other ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeckett \"the Axe\" Axford-cranky local heartthrob and unapologetic tree-murderer-claims Uncle Jim made him promises about the forest around the treehouse, and he's none too pleased when I won't take his word for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for him, I'm done playing by other people's rules. I'm not backing down just because some sexy-I mean grumpy-lumberjack says so, and I can handle whatever he dishes out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTree climbing? No problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePickle festival popularity contest? Sign me up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKissing my unexpectedly-tender, flannel-clad nemesis in the woods after dark? I can take it, bro. And take it. And t- Ahem. You get the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm tired of losing, so I'm not giving up my inheritance or my heart without a fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd if Beckett thinks differently, he can kiss my axe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"May Archer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51764177371410,"sku":"9781964685311","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_59f22761-ebd6-4ef4-a288-3286a5054991.jpg?v=1764758762","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/kiss-my-axe-9781964685311","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}