{"product_id":"kilt-trip-9781989374986","title":"Kilt Trip","description":"\u003cp\u003eThanks to an unfortunate sheep incident-please don't ask-I lost my job as a wedding photographer, and said good-riddance to my unsupportive fiancé. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEscaping to Scotland with a friend seemed like a great way to avoid the guilt. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho knew I'd end up beneath the hottest soccer player on the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, staying in the room under his anyway. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd temporarily working together at his family's pub-where he's recuperating from an injury. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA relationship is not on the menu, despite his talents in the kitchen-and other areas of the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll it takes is an unfortunate tweezer encounter-again, please don't ask-for things to heat up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHarris is hot and funny, and I soon realize he's as lost as I am. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTogether, we go on a journey of self-discovery-which mostly requires us to be naked. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings are going great until Harris gets the worst news possible and my ex-fiancé has visions of grandeur. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's when things begin to unravel, and I soon realize that what I thought I wanted wasn't what I wanted anymore, and what I needed was now out of reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Scotland, how do they say FML...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Cathryn Fox","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50456579637522,"sku":"9781989374986","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_05e6404e-0d9a-4877-8d78-424173cb8a19.jpg?v=1729915814","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/kilt-trip-9781989374986","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}