{"product_id":"judgy-fish-coloring-book-9780735388307","title":"Judgy Fish Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eCOLORING BOOK - The Judgy Fish Coloring Book by Brass Monkey reels in 80 pages of snarky underwater side-eye. It's packed with countless fish--grumpy, unimpressed, and absolutely done with your nonsense--paired with hilariously salty quotes. Dive into a sea of sass that's perfect for stress relief, sarcasm, and coloring outside the lines. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUNDERWATER ATTITUDE - Meet a whole school of sarcastic salmon, passive-aggressive pufferfish, and downright judgy goldfish. Each page features vintage-style aquatic illustrations and razor-sharp one-liners that make it clear: these fish are not here to make friends. It's the perfect mashup of art and attitude. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePERFECT FOR GIFTING - Great for ocean lovers, drama queens, or anyone who's ever felt silently judged by a pet beta. Judgy Fish is a laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because your friend needs a little deep-sea shade in their life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePREMIUM DETAILS - With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5\" x 10\" coloring book is ideal for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your salty swimmers to life. Frame them, share them, or keep them for your own passive-aggressive pleasure. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBRASS MONKEY - At Brass Monkey, we make vintage-inspired products with a bite. Whether it's planners, puzzles, or cranky cartoon fish, our stuff blends classic style with modern snark to help you laugh, unwind, and maybe offend a few people along the way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrass Monkey\u003cbr\u003eVintage-inspired Smartassery \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCreated by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Brass Monkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52034156167442,"sku":"9780735388307","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_0c16c012-bf15-4c1b-bdf3-c5e4c98a2194.jpg?v=1770987053","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/judgy-fish-coloring-book-9780735388307","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}