{"product_id":"inked-in-onyx-9781998676071","title":"Inked in Onyx","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eOne fairytale down, one pirate-infested nightmare to go...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMolly, my ever-loyal falcon, Fetch, and I barely survived evil wizard Relyk and escaped Alabaster, only to get cannon-bombed into our next story. Literally. Peter Pan and Tinkerbell swoop in with a rescue, whisking us off to Neverland. At first, it's all glitter and good times on an island straight out of a daydream...until they mention a magical clock they've been hunting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe same clock I need to fulfill my destiny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo we do what any desperate main characters would do-we steal their boat and vanish into the night to get a jump on finding the clock. Too bad we sail straight into the hands of pirates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd here's the real kicker: Their captain is the man I've been dreaming of since childhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe twist? He's not charming. He's not kind. He's not even remotely sane.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's the most dreaded pirate of all time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he thinks I'm a boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow we're tangled in secrets, trying to blend in, plotting yet another escape-until I find out the man of my dreams is after the same enchanted clock. The one he stole from Peter Pan a decade ago and lost to a massive, man-eating crocodile...along with his hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith reluctant alliances, sea monsters, and an unholy attraction to an even unholier pirate, this story might end with a bang or me walking the plank.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Hijinks Ink Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51424320880914,"sku":"9781998676071","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_f9d2ecf5-ec91-4c6f-9cfe-0ef8cb35f048.jpg?v=1754899441","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/inked-in-onyx-9781998676071","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}