{"product_id":"if-chins-could-kill-confessions-of-a-b-movie-actor-9780312291457","title":"If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of A B Movie Actor","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay, so at least you're interested enough to pick up this book and look inside. I think you and I are going to get along just fine. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLife is full of choices. Right now, yours is whether or not to buy the autobiography of a mid-grade, kind of hammy actor. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eAm I supposed to know this guy?\u003c\/i\u003e you think to yourself. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNo, and that's exactly the point. Bookstores are chock full of household name actors and their high stakes shenanigans. I don't want to be a spoilsport, but we've all been down that road before. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCase in point: look to your left - see that Judy Garland book? You don't need that, you know plenty about her already - great voice, crappy life. Now look to your right at the Charlton Heston book. You don't need to cough up hard-earned dough for that either. You know his story too - great voice, crappy toupee. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe truth is that though you might not have a clue who I am, there are countless working stiffs like me out there, grinding away every day at the wheel of fortune. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Acto\u003c\/i\u003er is my first book, and I invite you to ride with me through the choppy waters of blue collar Hollywood. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOkay, so buy the damned book already and read like the wind  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBest, \u003cbr\u003eBruce Campbell \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eP.S. If the book sucks, at least there are gobs of pictures, and they're not crammed in the middle like all those other actor books.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBruce Campbell \u003c\/b\u003eis the ultimate \"B\" actor with an ever growing fanbase. His films in the \"Evil Dead\" series are cult favorites and his TV roles spark the same enthusiasm. He lives in Oregon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"L.A. Weekly Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50556090351890,"sku":"9780312291457","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_e208b2f8-bb43-4af0-b642-f55a195fe9a3.jpg?v=1731747879","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/if-chins-could-kill-confessions-of-a-b-movie-actor-9780312291457","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}