{"product_id":"i-live-in-hell-9798218783518","title":"I Live in Hell","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe inferno comes calling in this genre-bending epic of urban horror. Visceral, surreal, and darkly funny, \u003cem\u003eI Live in Hell\u003c\/em\u003e balances damnation and dread with heart, humor, and a touch of absurdity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn his twenty-fifth birthday, Hector Ghouseau wakes up soaked in piss. \u003cem\u003eThat's normal.\u003c\/em\u003e His dreams of ravenous flies and swinging corpses? \u003cem\u003eNot so much.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNightmares become reality when evil talking mice and giant sentient tongues show up to tell him that he's going to Hell-all thanks to a drunken bet between his dead father and a sadistic demon named \"Bub.\" (Thanks, Dad.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo make matters worse, Bub recruits a knife-happy maniac to help stain the Chicago snow red. And when Hector's roommate and ex-girlfriend both get caught in the fallout, his only shot at saving them might be his own death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween dive bars and work hangovers, Hector stumbles into a cosmic tug-of-war of absurd proportions and incomprehensible horror-where the rules don't make sense, and God is hiding something big.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePraise from Goodreads\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I Live in Hell by Mike Salinas is wild, weird, and honestly kind of genius.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Fast-paced, character-driven horror that doesn't pull its punches.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The humor hits, the darkness hits, and somehow, it still makes you feel something real.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"For all its insanity, I Live in Hell is actually a pretty solid look at the impact of trauma.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"What did I just read, and why do I want more?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"For anyone who's ever lived, wallowed, or loved in Chicago.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Mike Salinas has that dog in him-even if that dog is a little deranged.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dark Dead Things","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52127717818642,"sku":"9798218783518","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2ca7ad91-2053-4fa3-b806-9d4b1dafd118.jpg?v=1773744709","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/i-live-in-hell-9798218783518","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}