{"product_id":"i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell-9780806532257","title":"I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell","description":"\u003ci\u003e\"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.\" \u003c\/i\u003eWith these words Tucker Max launched a classic humor bestseller that has sold more than two million copies in the US and hundreds of thousands more throughout the world. I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL was on \u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestseller list for five years including the #1 position. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe new edition, released in September 2015, includes a new 6-page Afterword that will delight Tucker's fans. In it he describes his life in the 10 years since the book was first published, including his marriage and becoming a dad. His anecdotes are, as always, funny and revealing, told in the unique voice that millions of readers have come to love. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003eActual reader feedback: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTucker Max\u003c\/b\u003e received his B.A. from the University of Chicago, where he graduated in 1998. He attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a J.D. in 2001 (despite the fact that he neglected to buy any of his textbooks for his final two years and spent part of one semester--while still enrolled in classes--living in Cancun). Tucker is purportedly the reason Duke dropped from 7 to 11 in the USN\u0026amp;WR rankings during his tenure. He currently lives in Los Angeles, and when he isn't drinking or fornicating, he writes for his website, TuckerMax.com.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Citadel Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50628814700818,"sku":"9780806532257","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_6f80dde8-7ec1-402c-959f-5887cc228253.jpg?v=1732708967","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell-9780806532257","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}