{"product_id":"i-have-a-bad-feeling-about-this-9781402284557","title":"I Have a Bad Feeling about This","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect blend of horror and humor, \u003cem\u003eI Have a Bad Feeling About This\u003c\/em\u003e is a laugh-out-loud wilderness comedy about an ultimate survival camp that takes a deadly turn...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWilderness Survival Tip #1\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWilderness Survival Tip #2\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWilderness Survival Tip #3\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHenry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStrongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the \"camp director\" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for those looking for: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurvival books for adults as well as young adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious comedy books for boys\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeen books for boys ages 13-16\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso by Jeff Strand: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Bad Day for Voo Doo\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Greatest Zombie Movie Ever\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow You Ruined My Life\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStranger Things Have Happened\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eStrand, Jeff:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - JEFF STRAND lives in Tampa, Florida, and doesn't believe in voodoo. But he still thinks you should carry a doll around, go up to people you don't like, and chuckle while you jab it with pins, just to make them squirm. Poke around his gleefully macabre website at www.JeffStrand.com.","brand":"Sourcebooks Fire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50629384044818,"sku":"9781402284557","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_13f1ba46-e837-446c-9221-03486e009643.jpg?v=1732729466","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/i-have-a-bad-feeling-about-this-9781402284557","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}