{"product_id":"i-hate-everyone-except-you-9781476776941","title":"I Hate Everyone, Except You","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the bestselling author, beloved television host, and \"arbiter of style and good taste in all areas\" (\u003ci\u003ePeople\u003c\/i\u003e) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eClinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in\u003ci\u003e I Hate Everyone, Except You\u003c\/i\u003e, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high-school commencement speaker. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics--and many more--in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClinton Kelly is a television personality, style expert, and entrepreneur. He won an Emmy as a cohost of ABC's daytime hit, \u003ci\u003eThe Chew\u003c\/i\u003e. He also cohosted \u003ci\u003eWhat Not to Wear\u003c\/i\u003e, TLC's longest-running primetime reality show, for a decade. Clinton starred in more than 300 episodes of \u003ci\u003eWhat Not to Wear\u003c\/i\u003e over the course of ten years, offering honest style advice with a sense of humor. More than one million people watched the popular makeover program every week. Clinton is the author \u003ci\u003eof Freakin' Fabulous\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eFreakin' Fabulous on a Budget\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eOh, No She Didn't\u003c\/i\u003e; and \u003ci\u003eI Hate Everyone, Except You.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50338007613714,"sku":"9781476776941","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_876217b6-a66f-4127-a78d-09fabf902afe.jpg?v=1727974243","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/i-hate-everyone-except-you-9781476776941","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}