{"product_id":"i-do-not-eat-children-9780316474726","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e--oops! There goes another kid.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMarcus Cutler\u003c\/b\u003e is also the illustrator of \u003ci\u003eYou Might Be Special!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Three Canadian Pigs\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eTravel Guide for Monsters Part Deux: A Canadian Adventure\u003c\/i\u003e, among others. He lives in Ontario, Canada, and he invites you to visit him online at marcuscutler.com.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Little, Brown Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50575177285906,"sku":"9780316474726","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_a3458c3b-dfb9-4eaf-957c-95759acf89c4.jpg?v=1731978279","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/i-do-not-eat-children-9780316474726","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}