{"product_id":"how-to-survive-a-horror-movie-all-the-skills-to-dodge-the-kills-9781683691464","title":"How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's \u003ci\u003eIt\u003c\/i\u003e shares a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek survival guide that celebrates iconic horror movies both past and present!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR HORROR MOVIE LOVERS: Features spooky illustrations, a list of 100 must-see horror films, and an introduction by \u003ci\u003eNightmare on Elm Street\u003c\/i\u003e's Wes Craven.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in\u003cbr\u003e - The five types of slashers and how to defeat them\u003cbr\u003e - How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects\u003cbr\u003e - How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats\u003cbr\u003e - What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you--as long as you have this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeth Grahame-Smith\u003c\/b\u003e is a\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author (\u003ci\u003ePride and Prejudice and Zombies\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eAbraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter\u003c\/i\u003e), screenwriter (\u003ci\u003eDark Shadows; The Lego Batman Movie\u003c\/i\u003e), and producer (Stephen King's \u003ci\u003eIt\u003c\/i\u003e) of film and television. His novel \u003ci\u003ePride and Prejudice and Zombies\u003c\/i\u003e debuted at #3 on the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e Best Seller List, has sold over two million copies, and has been translated into more than twenty languages. A film adaptation was released in 2016.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Quirk Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51720815968530,"sku":"9781683691464","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_d8485262-09ba-42e7-a23a-bfa36ec93542.jpg?v=1762937345","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/how-to-survive-a-horror-movie-all-the-skills-to-dodge-the-kills-9781683691464","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}