{"product_id":"how-to-archer-the-ultimate-guide-to-espionage-and-style-and-women-and-also-cocktails-ever-written-9780062066312","title":"How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA tongue-in-cheek handbook tie-in to the FX animated show \u003cem\u003eArcher \u003c\/em\u003ein the irreverent style of the show--written by Sterling Archer, Master Spy, himself on how to be a killer agent: what to wear, drink, smoke, how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men), hand-to-hand combat, weapons, devices, and, of course, defeating the enemy. Makes a great gift for the pop culture enthusiast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLying is like 95% of what I do. But \u003cem\u003ebelieve \u003c\/em\u003eme: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI know, I know, it sucks not being me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff--what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? \u003cem\u003eHow to Archer\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eArcher, Sterling:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eSterling Archer is the world's greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player, he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"It Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50543366963474,"sku":"9780062066312","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_fac1ff95-a766-411f-b73f-4d4292628983.jpg?v=1731507567","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/how-to-archer-the-ultimate-guide-to-espionage-and-style-and-women-and-also-cocktails-ever-written-9780062066312","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}