{"product_id":"how-stego-got-his-groove-back-9798361882915","title":"How Stego Got His Groove Back","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Pure dino erotica fun! I'll happily read any of Lola's dino porn. I guess it's my thing now.\u003c\/i\u003e\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e- reader review\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★★★★★ \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Exactly what you think it is!\" - \u003c\/b\u003eReader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e★ \"Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it\" \u003c\/b\u003e- Reader review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e★★★★★ \"I got this for my wife as a Valentine's day gag. We both got super high and read it out loud together. Better times are rarely had lol\" \u003c\/b\u003e- Another reader review\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eA sexy geologist. A lonely stegosaur. Sometimes to find love you have to break all the rules...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBeautiful geologist Annabelle struggles with human connection. But when she finds herself assigned to a quarry worked by a crew of revivified dinosaurs, she discovers it may not be a \u003ci\u003ehuman\u003c\/i\u003e connection she's searching for after all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is a 5000 word story, with two bonus tales included... Tyrannosaurus Sext and Mile High Pterodactyl Club. \u003cb\u003eWarning: explicit dinosaur love action is NOT for children! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAdvance Praise from Goodreads critics: \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis might be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my entire life. \u003c\/b\u003e-Melissa Clark\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003epure dino erotica fun!\u003c\/b\u003e -Ryann Rice\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eLola are you okay, genuinely concerned anyones thought this much about how sex with dinosaurs would work. \u003c\/b\u003e-Amelia Louise Price\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eVery well written \u003c\/b\u003e-Krissy Brinn\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHonestly how can you not love this \u003c\/b\u003e-Tabitha\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you want more hot sexy dinos, check out Lola Faust's other dinorotica, including the super steamy paperback \u003ci\u003eWet Hot Allosaurus Summer\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe critics love Lola Faust's previous dinosaur erotica: \u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003eI read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. -Henriette Weidemann \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis plot was wild... Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -Amanda\u003cp\u003eThis neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang... it's silly, it's fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. -Sydnie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -Amna\u003cp\u003eAn epic tale of love and bestiality that makes me confused why I read it. I need some holy water or a good purification method because I need to retrieve some of my lost innocence. -Hamad\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e10\/10, much needed serotonins. -Summer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat an absolute beaut of a read. -Karen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -Katherine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsolutamente horroroso -Lily\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWHAT DID I READ?!?! I thought it would be satirical, a funny book, not actual dinosaur p*rn! -Ary Henderson\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat in the absolute Jesus Christ was that. -Robyn Jukes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCONTAINS EXPLICIT STEAMY CONTENT! 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