{"product_id":"how-dinosaurs-went-extinct-a-safety-guide-9780316593298","title":"How Dinosaurs Went Extinct: A Safety Guide","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom author Ame Dyckman and illustrator Jenn Harney comes a hilarious faux-cautionary tale featuring dad jokes and tantrum-throwing dinosaurs!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In this outrageous \"safety guide,\" a child in a museum asks their parents how the dinosaurs all became extinct. Well, their father has some theories. Gallimimus? Ran with scissors. Ankylosaurus? Tipped in their chair. Spinosaurus? Swam after eating. Tyrannosaurus rex? Didn't change their underwear. By the end of the story, the child vows to never do any of these \"dangerous\" things again. Those dinosaurs should have been more careful! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This off-the-wall picture book written by \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Ame Dyckman with uproarious illustrations by Jenn Harney will have kids laughing out loud as they see dinosaurs getting into some all-too-familiar hijinks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAme Dyckman \u003c\/b\u003eis the award-winning author of \u003ci\u003eYou Don't Want a Dragon!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThat's Life!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eDandy\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eRead the Book, Lemmings!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eYou Don't Want a Unicorn!\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eHorrible Bear!\u003c\/i\u003e, the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e Bestselling \u003ci\u003eWolfie the Bunny\u003c\/i\u003e, and more. You can visit Ame on Twitter (@AmeDyckman). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eJenn Harney\u003c\/b\u003e lives near Cleveland, Ohio, with her family, a corgi named Steve, and the ghost of the once oldest living now extinct goldfish in North America. Two of her previous books include \u003ci\u003eUnderwear!\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eSwim Swim Sink\u003c\/i\u003e. Jenn invites you to visit her Twitter @jennharknee. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Little, Brown Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50584954470674,"sku":"9780316593298","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_b583d4ca-398e-48ca-ac60-36e8ba69501e.jpg?v=1732036426","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/how-dinosaurs-went-extinct-a-safety-guide-9780316593298","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}