{"product_id":"hook-death-wish-9781942193395","title":"Hook: Death Wish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ePish. Pillagin', drinkin', and wenchin' are a pirate's callings, but don't steal from dwarves-they hate the competition.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePirate life aside, all I have ever wanted was a safe place for the Lost Boys I rescued. Ambition may have led me to overstep my bounds. When my theft was discovered, the dwarves launch a devastating sneak attack against my island nation home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis time, I've started a war. What can I say? I regret getting caught. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI stand ready to fight for my people, but the odds are grim. Hunting submarines with a sailing ship is a new one even for me. Guess I'll be making this up as I go. Should I fail, those bastards will murder everyone, including the children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCaptain Hook\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Nordic Lights Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50382728364306,"sku":"9781942193395","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_e081289f-8cef-4db8-b435-5f06261b4885.jpg?v=1728715292","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/hook-death-wish-9781942193395","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}