{"product_id":"holier-than-thou-9781940415376","title":"Holier Than Thou","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and my cold dead heart is all aflutter, metaphorically speaking anyway. See, the girl I want is deadly to me. But the girl who wants me is deadly to everyone else. I'm trapped in a lethal love triangle and it's about to get worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the eve of war, The Icon - prophesized slayer of the vampire race - has appeared. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and I'm caught smack dab in the middle of it. She and I are locked in a cataclysmic collision course with destiny, but there's just one small catch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm totally in love with her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I find myself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the woman fated to destroy me. Talk about being damned if you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnsure of my allies and vastly outnumbered by our enemies, I'll have to dig deep within myself and find the faith to succeed - because if I fail, it'll be far more than just my social life that's screwed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHolier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling \u003cstrong\u003eTome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and trying to get a date.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of Shayne Silvers, Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, or Kevin Hearne, then this hilarious vampire comedy series is a must-read!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Freewill Press LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50861861306642,"sku":"9781940415376","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_8f1b5587-9c48-4ef8-a315-3102944b680e.jpg?v=1737606340","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/holier-than-thou-9781940415376","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}