{"product_id":"hard-pass-9798654500366","title":"Hard Pass","description":"\"Hard pass.\"That's what the last girl I slept with said when she got her first sober glimpse of me. She laughed, walked out of my penthouse-and I never saw her again. It doesn't matter that I'm a rich, professional athlete; what mattered was my face. Beauty might only be skin deep for some-but I know better.\"Pay up.\" That's what the last girl I spoke to said over the phone when I made her an offer she couldn't refuse. Desperate to sell a set of rare baseball cards, she's clever and entertaining. I'm instantly smitten, but nowhere ready to reveal myself. Thank god she has no idea who I am-or what I look like. I'm a professional athlete--how hard can playing the love game be?\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51806099538194,"sku":"9798654500366","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_e0b4492f-8641-486f-a7d5-8965d355e20d.jpg?v=1765976014","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/hard-pass-9798654500366","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}