{"product_id":"hand-jobs-for-the-whole-family-the-full-collection-9781963399110","title":"Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Full Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Complete Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity in the full collection of Hand Jobs for the Whole Family!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Full Collection\u003c\/em\u003e brings together \u003cstrong\u003eVolumes 1-3 and the Christmas Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e of the hilariously heartwarming series that has readers everywhere laughing (and questioning their life decisions). Each page is filled with hands-on, helpful activities for the whole family, packed with double entendres that will have adults in stitches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis delightful collection invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination, creativity, and uncontrollable laughter. From \u003cem\u003ebusting a nut\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem\u003epole dancing\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003epounding your dough\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eblowing your load\u003c\/em\u003e (with a snowblower, of course), every volume turns everyday tasks into extraordinary adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're helping a child build a \u003cem\u003eone-night stand\u003c\/em\u003e (a bedside table), \u003cem\u003eeating pussy\u003c\/em\u003e (feeding the cat), or \u003cem\u003ecalling some hookers\u003c\/em\u003e (tow trucks), this series is a wild ride of innocent fun with a twist of not-so-innocent humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone with a good sense of humor, this collection makes a brilliant gag gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depending), and even enemies. And with the festive cheer of the Christmas Edition, it's the gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOffman, Jack M.:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Jack M. Offman, the undiscovered gem of questionable children's novels, is a 40-something who finds joy in the nerdy realm of laser tag and video games-probably why he's still single. While his books might often get the silent treatment, he passionately dives into them after introspective beach walks and avoiding DUIs. And for the record, he's the kind of guy who'd never risk a sprint with scissors. Legends say his zest for life might just be infectious, if anyone bothered to listen.\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTass, Amanda E.:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Amanda E. Tass is a 30-something, flaming-haired tempest with a temper hotter than the sun's core. Trained in the dark arts of propaganda artistry, she wields her brush with the finesse of a sorceress, enchanting minds with her illustrations. Her secret techniques, whispered among the art elite, can make a skeptic believe in unicorns. Cross her, and you'll be begging for mercy faster than you can say \"watercolor.\" With a black belt in Jiu Jitsu, she can flip you like a pancake and leave you feeling flatter than a canvas. Let's just say Amanda's fiery disposition didn't exactly open doors at more \"respectable\" publishing houses.","brand":"Cleveland Steamer Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51998171398418,"sku":"9781963399110","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_fca0eb5d-912e-44bc-831e-2e31f03d6008.jpg?v=1770141861","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/hand-jobs-for-the-whole-family-the-full-collection-9781963399110","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}