{"product_id":"good-elf-gone-wrong-9798991962001","title":"Good Elf Gone Wrong","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you catch your fiancé cheating on you with your sister on Christmas Eve, the elf hat comes off. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've always been the good girl-the anti Scrooge-the one who sacrifices for her guests, bakes cookies for her neighbors, and stays late after a party to clean up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't mind. I like being on the nice list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI kept smiling when I caught my fiancé coming down my sister's chimney on Christmas Eve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI gave polite congratulations when they got engaged on Christmas morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I even offered to help decorate for their holiday wedding despite the fact that was supposed to be my dream wedding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when my sister cuts up our great-grandmother's one-hundred-year-old wedding dress and turns it into a skank show, even though that was the dress I was going to wear on my wedding day?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, this elf is torching down the North Pole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd what better way to get revenge than giving those cheaters a taste of their own medicine?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis good elf is bringing the bad boy home for Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHudson is a six-foot-five, coldhearted, tattooed bad elf with a perpetual sneer and washboard abs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's exactly my sister's type.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he's going to help me nuke her wedding from orbit on the night before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat he is not supposed to do is grab my ass in the kitchen while I bake gingerbread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr crawl in my bed half naked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he's definitely not supposed to smirk and tell me to commit to our fake relationship right before he goes down on me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuess there's a reason the good elves stay far away from the bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Adair Lakes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51720955822354,"sku":"9798991962001","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_c7a60422-0418-4a95-a232-18d516c59128.jpg?v=1762942840","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/good-elf-gone-wrong-9798991962001","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}