{"product_id":"goblinproofing-ones-chicken-coop-and-other-practical-advice-in-our-campaign-against-fairies-gnomes-goblins-and-other-nasty-members-of-the-fairy-k-9781637480205","title":"Goblinproofing One's Chicken COOP: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against Fairies, Gnomes, Goblins, and Other Nasty Members of the Fairy K","description":"\u003cb\u003eBanish pesky goblins and reclaim your home and garden with this whimsical guide to fairy defense.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Is your hen cottage plagued by foul goblins? Help is on the way! In the tradition of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl, \u003ci\u003eGoblinproofing One's Chicken Coop\u003c\/i\u003e shows how to banish those pesky dark fairy creatures who are ready to thwart every last pleasure, be it gardening, country hikes, or even getting a good night's sleep. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In this charming guide, \"fairy hunter\" Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of these unsettling inhabitants and banish them from your chicken coop and kitchen cupboard forever! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In \u003ci\u003eGoblinproofing One's Chicken Coop\u003c\/i\u003e, readers will discover: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why a bustle in one's hedgerow may be cause for alarm \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why a garden fumigator may come in handy during evenings at the pub \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why a toy merchant, a butcher, and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the malicious fairies \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoblinproofing One's Chicken Coop\u003c\/i\u003e is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend, and destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower fairies, and other nasty members of the fairy realm. Get the upper hand before they get your hen! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This book was previously published in paperback. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"A must-have for everyone with a garden, dog house, window boxes, or even rustic decor.\" \u003c\/b\u003e--Anna Jedrziewski, \u003ci\u003eRetailing Insight\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReginald Bakeley\u003c\/b\u003e is best known for his longstanding editorship of \u003ci\u003ePhooka, The Journal of the Overland Mallet Club\u003c\/i\u003e. An avid sportsman and defender of rural life, Bakeley has devoted himself to public awareness and management of fairy populations throughout Britain. Visit him at \u003ci\u003ewww.goblinproofing.com\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eClint Marsh\u003c\/b\u003e uses elements of myth, magic, folklore, and humor to help readers navigate everyday life. He is the author of \u003ci\u003eThe Mentalist's Handbook\u003c\/i\u003e and the editor of \u003ci\u003eFiddler's Green Peculiar Parish Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e (\u003ci\u003efiddlersgreenzine.com\u003c\/i\u003e). He has served as Reginald Bakeley's American editor since 1998.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"New Page Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51183666692370,"sku":"9781637480205","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_f9a65c0d-f209-465d-ab12-b9a4f99d5209.jpg?v=1744476018","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/goblinproofing-ones-chicken-coop-and-other-practical-advice-in-our-campaign-against-fairies-gnomes-goblins-and-other-nasty-members-of-the-fairy-k-9781637480205","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}