{"product_id":"gobbelino-london-a-scourge-of-pleasantries-9781916078093","title":"Gobbelino London \u0026 a Scourge of Pleasantries","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"What've we got?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Tigers. Snakes. Alligators. Tears in the skin of the universe.\" Susan shrugged. \"I think I saw a kraken in the sink, too.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind a missing book. That was the job the woman in the Doc Martens gave us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEasy money, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly now it seems she's actually an ancient, powerful sorcerer, and the book is a Book of Power that doesn't \u003cem\u003ewant\u003c\/em\u003e to be found.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt wants to tear reality apart at the seams, and it'll use anyone it can to do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo now we've got one spectacularly displeased sorcerer, a hungry, still-missing book, a dentist with bad hygiene, and a neighbourhood having some reality issues to deal with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlus about a day before the book turns our world - and us - inside out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've totally got this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the first book in the \u003cem\u003eGobbelino London, PI\u003c\/em\u003e urban fantasy series, centred around the adventures of a mercenary feline PI and his human sidekick. It contains snarky cats and other gods, many bad jokes and terrible puns, plus a large serving of mythological and real creatures behaving badly. It will appeal to anyone who likes their fantasy funny, modern, and filled with friendship rather than romance - and also to those who suspect their cat may be living a great and secret life when they're not looking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Scourge of Pleasantries\u003c\/em\u003e contains some violence, particularly toward furniture, but none of it is graphic. It contains no sex and only mild language. It does, however, contain blasphemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Kim Watt","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50660147462418,"sku":"9781916078093","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_52849454-4ac1-4060-98a4-d1b39b768412.jpg?v=1733471066","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/gobbelino-london-a-scourge-of-pleasantries-9781916078093","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}