{"product_id":"football-jokes-350-hilarious-quips-zingers-and-belly-laughs-9781683584940","title":"Football Jokes: 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs","description":"In \u003ci\u003eFootball Jokes\u003c\/i\u003e, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e What is a football player's favorite dessert? Any given sundae. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why didn't Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why don't NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e What's a football player's favorite part of a joke? The punt-line. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e And many more! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTom Rock\u003c\/b\u003e is an award-winning sports journalist for \u003ci\u003eNewsday\u003c\/i\u003e in New York, where he has worked since 1996. He has covered the NFL since 2006 and the New York Giants since 2008. His articles have been cited in the 2005 edition of \u003ci\u003eThe Best American Sports Writing\u003c\/i\u003e and recognized by the APSE (Associated Press Sports Editors), New York Press Club, Press Club of Long Island, and the New York City Chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists. He is the author \u003ci\u003eMiracle Moments in New York Giants History\u003c\/i\u003e and the novel \u003ci\u003eGame Seven\u003c\/i\u003e. Rock lives in Sound Beach, New York, with his wife and three children.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Sports Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51764012122386,"sku":"9781683584940","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_de776136-df11-4bd8-9fa7-fa0d6147091c.jpg?v=1764749938","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/football-jokes-350-hilarious-quips-zingers-and-belly-laughs-9781683584940","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}