{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-gorgosaur-9798300193157","title":"Fifty Shades of Gorgosaur","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn office romance... with teeth!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"If you're looking for something sexy, hilarious, and utterly unlike anything you've read before, \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Gorgosaur\u003c\/i\u003e will sink its teeth into you and never let go. You'll be roaring with laughter-and maybe blushing-long after you turn the final page.\" \u003ci\u003e-CadmanReads\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlessandra Ironside has three goals in life: escape her tiny apartment, stop eating ramen for dinner, and finally live her \"thriving girlboss\" era. So when she lands a high-paying job as the assistant to billionaire CEO Tristan Black, she thinks she's made it. Sure, the man is colder than a boardroom AC set to Arctic, and the job involves bizarre tasks like dusting creepy dinosaur skulls and \"delivering the goat.\" But hey, a win's a win. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eExcept... Tristan Black isn't your typical workaholic billionaire. He's a predator. A literal one. Like, scales, claws, and a jawline designed to devour (and not just in the sexy metaphorical way). Yes, Alessandra's boss is a beast-specifically, a Gorgosaurus with a hunger for meat, world domination and possibly... her? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNow Alessandra is knee-deep in confusing spreadsheets, way-too-intense eye contact, and a prehistoric attraction she can't explain. She knows workplace romances are messy, but what about workplace romances with a Cretaceous apex predator? When the lines between personal assistant and potential mate start to blur, Alessandra must decide if she's ready to risk it all-her job, her sanity, and maybe her heart-for a boss who's just as wild as he is dangerous. When it comes to dinosaurs, love isn't extinct-it's just... complicated. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eLola Faust\u003c\/b\u003e is the reigning queen of dino-romance, bringing razor-sharp wit, absurdly hot tension, and just a hint of prehistoric danger to every story. When she's not writing about billionaires with scales, she's likely over-caffeinated and explaining Jurassic Park fan theories to anyone who'll listen. She is the author of \u003ci\u003eWet Hot Allosaurus Summer, Triceratops and Bottoms\u003c\/i\u003e, and many more primeval romances. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoodreads Goes Gaga for Gorgosaur: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is next-level. She takes everything we know about billionaire romance tropes and throws in a gorgosaur, and somehow, SOMEHOW, it works. -L Powers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI laughed so hard I fell out of bed (I'm not kidding, I really did). -Rian\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI honestly can't believe how much I enjoyed this book. This is the first book I've read by Lola Faust and I was not disappointed. -Kaitlin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShort, hot, creative, not too traumatizing. Could have done without the goat though. --LadyBreww\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't judge me, but this was hot\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51735056023826,"sku":"9798300193157","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_358488fb-2654-437e-af5a-263fd71f6f1a.jpg?v=1763493175","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/fifty-shades-of-gorgosaur-9798300193157","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}