{"product_id":"festive-as-fck-subversive-cross-stitch-for-the-holidays-9798886740769","title":"Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays","description":"\u003cb\u003eWho's ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle \u0026amp; thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns-and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLet's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple \"Ho\" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous \"Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little \"Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas\" for your tree, or make a \"Deck the Halls and Not Your Family\" for your sibling. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eTOP DESIGNERS\u003c\/b\u003e: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003e20 FESTIVE PATTERNS\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eEASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS\u003c\/b\u003e: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eINSPIRING IMAGES\u003c\/b\u003e: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT\u003c\/b\u003e: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWeldon Owen is an imprint of Insight Editions, a publisher of illustrated books on food \u0026amp; drink, photography, music, and popular culture. Elegant and informative, Weldon Owen titles showcase the best of art, photography, and design in exquisite presentations of the bookmaker's craft. They are located in San Rafael, CA. Weldon Owen is an imprint of Insight Editions, a publisher of illustrated books on food \u0026amp; drink, photography, music, and popular culture. Elegant and informative, Weldon Owen titles showcase the best of art, photography, and design in exquisite presentations of the bookmaker's craft. They are located in San Rafael, CA.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Weldon Owen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50727212417298,"sku":"9798886740769","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_062964dd-f68e-4b94-b432-dff6b778d5be.jpg?v=1734896413","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/festive-as-fck-subversive-cross-stitch-for-the-holidays-9798886740769","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}