{"product_id":"felony-tank-9781933586915","title":"Felony Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eFELONY TANK\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You're just a youngster. What're you doing in here?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I'm old enough.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Old enough for what?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Old enough to take care of myself\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Kid, no one's that old.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDoug is only seventeen when he hits town. He's been on the run for awhile, and thinks he's got it all figured out. But when he's caught robbing a store, he finds that nothing has prepared him for the felony tank. Lying about his age, he is jailed with the adults, and here he meets Carl, the aging lifer with a steady supply of candy bars; Armando, who cuts first and talks later; Pesco, the big wheel from California; and Billy and his friend Agnes, two small-time hoods with big plans for escape...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Stark House Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50922273603858,"sku":"9781933586915","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_db02a349-ea0d-40af-b0bb-4bc21d86d504.jpg?v=1738927536","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/felony-tank-9781933586915","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}