{"product_id":"fat-white-vampire-otaku-9780989802796","title":"Fat White Vampire Otaku","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHurricanes and vampires and superheroes... \u003cem\u003eoh, my \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollowing the events of \u003cem\u003eBride of the Fat White Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Bad Luck Spirits' Social Aid and Pleasure Club, \u003c\/em\u003e Jules Duchon and his vampiric family suffer through Hurricane Antonia's devastating floods. In an emptied city, where will they get their blood? Salvation arrives from a highly unlikely source: a trio of Japanese superheroes working with the International Red Cross. But the help of Bonsai Master, Anime Girl, and Cutie-Scary Man comes with a bedeviling price. The blood donated by the three superheroes proves to have highly unpredictable effects on its imbibers. Before they know it, Maureen is transformed into her worst, weightiest nightmare, Jules' mother cleans up Fraternity Row as a human vacuum cleaner, and Jules terrorizes the French Quarter as the meanest, horniest Easter Bunny ever  Chaos ensues in the best tradition of the \u003cem\u003eFat White Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e series \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePraise for the \u003cem\u003eFat White Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e series: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"... the best thing to happen to vampire fiction in ages.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Linda Marotta, Fangoria Magazine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"There's a great tradition of New Orleans vampire novels . . . In this very, very funny first novel, Andrew Fox bears the standard high.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-James Sallis, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Funny, clever, and highly entertaining.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Joe Murphy, The Dragon Page \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFox, Andrew:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - ANDREW Fox has been a fan of science fiction and horror since he saw Destroy All Monsters at a drive-in theater at the age of three. His books include Fat White Vampire Blues, winner of the Ruthven Award for Best Vampire Fiction of 2003; Bride of the Fat White Vampire; Fat White Vampire Otaku; Fire on Iron, a Civil War dark fantasy; and The Good Humor Man, or, Calorie 3501, selected by Booklist as one of the Ten Best SF\/Fantasy Novels of the Year for 2009. In 2006, he won the Moment Magazine-Karma Foundation Short Fiction Award. His stories have appeared in Scifi.com and Nightmare.com, and his essays have been published in Moment and Tablet Magazine. Companion volumes Hazardous Imaginings, a collection of his politically incorrect science fiction, and Again, Hazardous Imaginings: More Politically Incorrect Science Fiction, an international anthology which he edited, were published together in 2020. His next novel, Hunt the Fat White Vampire, will be published in June 2021. He lives in Northern Virginia with his family, where he works for a federal law enforcement agency. He can be reached at http: \/\/www.fantasticalandrewfox.com.","brand":"Monstracity Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50495319605522,"sku":"9780989802796","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_28e4f422-0d9c-4a13-8381-b26826e58c35.jpg?v=1730680728","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/fat-white-vampire-otaku-9780989802796","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}