{"product_id":"fart-squad-9780062290458","title":"Fart Squad","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . \u003cem\u003eKABLAM \u003c\/em\u003e The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse--and he's not alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot--before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it \u003cem\u003eRIIIP\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A flagrant romp. Not to be passed \"--\u003cem\u003eThe New York Toots\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A cut above the rest.\"--StinkyCheese.com\u003cbr\u003e\"If you haven't caught wind of \u003cem\u003eFart Squad\u003c\/em\u003e yet, don't let this one go \" --\u003cem\u003eRude News\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"We've been dealt a winner \"--SmeltIt.blog.com\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ePilger, Seamus:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eSeamus Pilger is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate at FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGilpin, Stephen:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cp\u003eStephen Gilpin is the award-winning illustrator of dozens of children's books and has worked for tons of awesome clients. He lives and works with his wife, Angie, in Hiawatha, Kansas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50459906244882,"sku":"9780062290458","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_9dc83e4f-8554-40d3-b52f-1980bf1d10d1.jpg?v=1730013830","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/fart-squad-9780062290458","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}