{"product_id":"everyday-horrors-a-horror-comedy-9781940415284","title":"Everyday Horrors: A Horror Comedy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE GEEK AGAINST THE RISING DARKNESS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToo bad it's about to get worse. Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill's girlfriend. All the while, Neolithic horrors not seen since the dawn of time are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he's to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won't be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrepare for pulse-raising action and laughter in this thrilling vampire comedy series. If you enjoy \u003cem\u003eShayne Silvers\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSteve McHugh\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eMichael Anderle\u003c\/em\u003e, or \u003cem\u003eJim Butcher\u003c\/em\u003e, then \u003cem\u003eBill of the Dead\u003c\/em\u003e promises one hell of a bloody good time!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this gripping adventure! Grab your copy of Everyday Horrors now and immerse yourself in a world where humor, horror, and heart-pounding action collide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGualtieri, Rick:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \"Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again. Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!\"","brand":"Freewill Press LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50510695203090,"sku":"9781940415284","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_825e70fc-47ae-4ebd-a3c2-12222569aea7.jpg?v=1730932139","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/everyday-horrors-a-horror-comedy-9781940415284","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}