{"product_id":"emerett-has-never-been-in-love-9783947909247","title":"Emerett Has Never Been In Love","description":"\u003cb\u003eA man who acts before he thinks, a man who thinks before he acts, and the ensuing mishaps on the path to the ultimate love match.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEmerett \"Lake\" Lakewood has a healthy ego and a flair for the dramatic. After losing his best friend to marriage-completely crushing his heart-he deems it prudent to distract himself, and what better way than playing cupid?\u003cbr\u003eHe's already got his eye on two young men desperately seeking romance, and he has a plan to hook them up.\u003cbr\u003eBarbecues.\u003cbr\u003ePhotoshoots.\u003cbr\u003eReciting Shakespearean love declarations.\u003cbr\u003eLake is killing it. Love is positively \u003ci\u003epulsing\u003c\/i\u003e in the air. Anyone could see it.\u003cbr\u003eWell, anyone other than Knight, his best friend's dad, who cautions Lake to stop meddling. To leave love to its natural course.\u003cbr\u003eLake has always valued Knight's frankness, but this time he's wrong. Without him, two hearts might be doomed never to find love.\u003cbr\u003eBesides, what does Knight know about romance? He's barely dated in all the seven years Lake's known him. He's clueless.\u003cbr\u003eThough, there's a thought. Knight has everything going for him. Sensibility. Kindness. Generosity. And for a forty-four-year-old, he's-objectively-freaking hot.\u003cbr\u003eWhy \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e he single? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e \". . . [T]here may be a hundred different ways of being in love.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e Jane Austen\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd a hundred different ways not to recognize it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Emerett Has Never Been In Love\" is a fun, fast-paced gay romance retelling of Jane Austen's Emma.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Anyta Sunday","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50448215605522,"sku":"9783947909247","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_6f18e167-e498-4163-91f7-e53de14aaf2f.jpg?v=1729729802","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/emerett-has-never-been-in-love-9783947909247","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}