{"product_id":"edith-excuse-silver-series-of-grown-up-wisdom-9781774823071","title":"Edith Excuse: Silver Series of Grown-Up Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook 3 of 5 in SILVER SERIES OF GROWN-UP WISDOM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's part of human nature to make excuses, but has it become your \u003cstrong\u003elast name?\u003c\/strong\u003e Sometimes, we can take it a bit too far!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEdith and Ellie have been best friends since childhood. Edith always seems to be the one with a dramatic song and dancewhen she needs an excuse not to participate in certain activities with Ellie. At other times, she seems very evasive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's an invitation for dinner together, an outdoor concert, a recommendation to use an organic hair product, or even the suggestion of a walk or workout routine, Edith almost always answers Ellie without any hesitation in defiant justification.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What else have you been up to, Edith? Tell me about that short storybook your daughter Evelyn gave you to read. What's the name of it again?\" asks Ellie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That weird book? \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e'OOOH Crap! We Become What We Think About, '\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\" roars Edith.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Isn't that the dumbest name anyone's ever heard?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It says right here, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e 'Give yourself permission to start a new path.'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e What the hell is that supposed to mean?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's a little too late for me to be starting a new path at 77 years old!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's called a \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e'StoryBookPath, '\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eEdith says with sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"And I certainly don't have time to hear about some ridiculous stories!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm no damn kid, that's for sure!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDamn!...DAMN!!...and shit fire, shit!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you know anyone like Edith? Maybe YOU are Edith!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerhaps this adult fiction, illustrated short story is worth reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOTHER BOOKS IN THE SILVER SERIES OF GROWN-UP WISDOM: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBertha Baggage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConnie Conformity\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHerbert Hatred\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUlla Universe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Hasmark Publishing International","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50928677552402,"sku":"9781774823071","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_3eaea2f3-0741-4d6e-863f-134ccfad3194.jpg?v=1739009145","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/edith-excuse-silver-series-of-grown-up-wisdom-9781774823071","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}