{"product_id":"earths-lair-9781773843162","title":"Earth's Lair","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI didn't mean to unleash a curse.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot so long ago, I helped my BFF save the world from a horde of the undead. It was a pulse pounding, adrenalized adventure, but now it's time to return to my true calling, farming, a task that takes an interesting turn when a recently plowed field reveals the entrance to an old tomb.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTotally awesome.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlmost as spectacular as the guy who shows up from the Cryptid Historical Society to document the discovery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLess fun? The jerk who broke my heart is back in town. If he dares to come near me, I will give him a piece of my mind right after a well-aimed kick.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLife is anything but boring as I juggle two men, the strangest dreams, and a pajama wearing goat who isn't acting like her usual self.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd it might be my fault seeing as how I accidentally triggered a curse.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife is anything but boring as I juggle two men, the strangest dreams, and a pajama wearing goat who isn't acting like her usual self.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd it might be my fault seeing as how I accidentally triggered a curse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Eve Langlais","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50930042601746,"sku":"9781773843162","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_676fffd5-a5a3-41aa-bb9d-d9afca095e45.jpg?v=1739060821","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/earths-lair-9781773843162","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}