{"product_id":"dont-pee-on-my-leg-and-tell-me-its-raining-9780060927943","title":"Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining","description":"\u003cp\u003e n we get some reality in here?ߡsks Judy Sheindlin, former supervising judge for Manhattan Family Court. For twenty-four years she has laid down the law as she understands it: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ● If you want to eat, you have to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  ● If you have children, you'd better support them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e If you break the law, you have to pay.\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e If you tap the public purse, you'd better be accountable.\u003cp\u003e Now she abandons all judicial restraint in a scathing critique of the system - filled with realistic hard-nosed alternatives to our bloated welfare bureaucracy and our soft-on-crime laws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSheindlin, Judy:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Judge Judy Sheindlin established herself as a tough but fair judge in New York's family court. She is the presiding judge for \u003cem\u003eJudge Judy, \u003c\/em\u003e a nationally syndicated daily television show based on real court cases, and the author of two best-selling adult books and a children's book. She lives in New York City with her husband, Jerry, a New York Supreme Court Judge. She is the mother of five and a grandmother of four.","brand":"Harper Perennial","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50604194922770,"sku":"9780060927943","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_ddaf1556-a1bb-4f40-97c7-984307526aa0.jpg?v=1732256708","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/dont-pee-on-my-leg-and-tell-me-its-raining-9780060927943","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}