{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-pencils-9781797230061","title":"Disappointing Affirmations Pencils","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB \/ No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e COUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colorful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT: This bold yet elegant set of ten pencils makes an excellent gift for any avid writer or doodler, and anyone who isn't relentlessly cheerful and doesn't feel seen. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed pencils, which translate the \u003ci\u003epointed\u003c\/i\u003e ironic humor of the account into high-quality, affirmational writing utensils. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHERE'S MORE: See also the \u003ci\u003eDisappointing Affirmations\u003c\/i\u003e book and\u003ci\u003e Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards\u003c\/i\u003e set. You won't be disappointed. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Anyone looking to counter the culture of toxic positivity in a humorous way \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Students and test takers who could use some comic relief \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Cool gift for writers and artists \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDave Tarnowski is the author of about a dozen unfinished novels who turned to memes when he finally gave up on his dreams of being a writer of anything longer than a few sentences. Possibly, these pencils could have helped. He lives in New York City with his neuroses. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50615554539794,"sku":"9781797230061","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_997fb68c-139e-4327-8d64-fa75c9b94fb3.jpg?v=1732494454","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-pencils-9781797230061","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}