{"product_id":"dinosaur-valley-girls-9798866423910","title":"Dinosaur Valley Girls\"","description":"THE BEAUTIES AND THE BEASTS-AND THE MAN WHO FELL THROUGH A MILLION YEARS TO LAND AMONG THEM BOTH! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFinally available! The long-out-of-print story that inspired the famous cult film of the same name! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I grew up on Edgar Rice Burroughs when he was still writing new Tarzan and John Carter books. I loved this story, and if Burroughs is your cup of tea, you will love it, too.\" -Forrest J Ackerman \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eDinosaur Valley Girls\u003c\/i\u003e is a fantasy spiced with comedy, telling the tale of Tony Markham, magically zapped across time to a mythical valley populated by sexy cavewomen, brutish cavemen and, of course, dinosaurs. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this book you will meet: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTony Markham-To meet the woman of his dreams...he had to enter to enter a barely-survivable nightmare world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBeeg-Mak-From the moment he met the man from the future, he knew they were destined to be mortal enemies. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Cavemen-A band of cruel brutes, to whom women were fit only for sex and drudgery. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHea-Thor-A mighty warrior, she had pledged to help him return to his world...even though she knew another woman's arms awaited him. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Dinosaur Valley Girls-Repulsed by the crude, violent ways of the Cavemen, they found sanctuary in a hidden cavern deep within the valley.\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMurderous Dinosaurs-Reptilian monstrosities, they were feared by even the most savage predators who roamed the dawn-age jungles. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Campy and unpretentious ... Yet its precise lack of seriousness is what makes the story enjoyable. \u003ci\u003eDinosaur Valley Girls\u003c\/i\u003e is not without its comedic moments-especially the scene where the cavemen dance with a straw effigy of one of the cavewomen. It gets the job done.\" -Buzzy.com \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBased on Glut's original uncut version of the movie, this new edition of \u003ci\u003eDinosaur Valley Girls\u003c\/i\u003e includes never-filmed scenes from, and scenes entirely left out of, the screenplay\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50868858716434,"sku":"9798866423910","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_a1949448-32f9-4a2e-9c6e-00bc6c02e671.jpg?v=1737741527","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/dinosaur-valley-girls-9798866423910","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}