{"product_id":"death-adder-9798987221327","title":"Death Adder","description":"\u003cp\u003eFemales have returned to Earth, brought here by technology I do not trust. They've been claimed and nested and kept far from me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe broken one. The dark one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI will always be alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a box falls from the sky and a black-suited human female appears, I am in awe. I am in NEED.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly, she is surrounded by men.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, I will sneak up on her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI will stalk her, learn everything about her, and wait for the right moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd when the time comes, I'll set my trap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe will be caught.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen she will be claimed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy no one else but ME.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Naomi Lucas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50651697414418,"sku":"9798987221327","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_07cc25b1-ed37-49e6-aa12-aa8a2723a002.jpg?v=1737252415","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/death-adder-9798987221327","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}