{"product_id":"dear-asshole-101-tear-out-letters-to-the-morons-who-muck-up-your-life-9780762442867","title":"Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDear Asshole\u003c\/i\u003e includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back  Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can  Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Letters include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Contagious Asshole \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Constantly Broke Asshole \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Asshole Boss \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd more \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJillian Madison\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eMichelle Madison\u003c\/b\u003e are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com. Jillian is also the author of \u003ci\u003eDamn You Autocorrect!\u003c\/i\u003e They live in Connecticut.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Running Press Adult","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50412978962706,"sku":"9780762442867","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_b9c0f133-18b8-47f4-8bae-229593571259.jpg?v=1729336755","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/dear-asshole-101-tear-out-letters-to-the-morons-who-muck-up-your-life-9780762442867","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}