{"product_id":"damned-9780307476531","title":"Damned","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"As gleefully, vividly, hilariously obscene as you'd expect. . . . Irreverent and hugely entertaining.\" --NPR \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e From the bestselling author of Fight Club comes a dark and brilliant satire about adolescence, Hell, and the Devil. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Madison is the thirteen-year-old daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire. Abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, she dies over the holiday, presumably of a marijuana overdose. The last thing she remembers is getting into a town car and falling asleep. Then she's waking up in Hell. Literally. Madison soon finds that she shares a cell with a motley crew of young sinners: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by their doomed fate, like an afterschool detention for the damned. Together they form an odd coalition and march across the unspeakable landscape of Hell--full of used diapers, dandruff, WiFi blackout spots, evil historical figures, and one horrific call center--to confront the Devil himself. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCHUCK PALAHNIUK\u003c\/b\u003e's eleven best-selling novels--\u003ci\u003eTell-All\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003ePygmy\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eSnuff\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eRant\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eHaunted\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eLullaby\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eFight Club\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eDiary\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eSurvivor\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eInvisible Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eChoke\u003c\/i\u003e--have sold more than five million copies in the United States. He is also the author of \u003ci\u003eFugitives and Refugees\u003c\/i\u003e, published as part of the Crown Journey Series, and the nonfiction collection \u003ci\u003eStranger Than Fiction\u003c\/i\u003e. He lives in the Pacific Northwest.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Vintage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50719069667602,"sku":"9780307476531","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_24abc460-06a2-4bff-8929-a623b35a7527.jpg?v=1734657536","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/damned-9780307476531","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}