{"product_id":"cross-my-werewolf-heart-9780645897814","title":"Cross My Werewolf Heart","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"If I'd known I was going to die today, I'd have worn nicer underwear.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e-Clarissa Hunt, Cross My Werewolf Heart\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs if dying in a humiliating ice hockey mishap and waking up in a body bag wasn't traumatic enough, adjusting to life in a post-resurrection world is an even bigger nightmare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot only am I dodging a litany of paranormal beasties determined to end me for good, but my home is getting trashed more often than a Motley Crüe hotel room, my father is threatening to sue every medical practitioner in the southern hemisphere, and I'm dealing with a swath of shiny new paranormal abilities that include understanding werewolves when they, erm, speak...and smelling human emotions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePS: yuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy survival-and sanity-hinge on figuring out how I came back from the dead, and why.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'd think my situation might have improved when I stumbled across the Patrons of Order-the super-secret organization dedicated to maintaining the fragile balance between humanity and the seething supernatural realm on our doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it didn't. In fact, my life has gone from bad to worse...and worse again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInstead of providing answers, the Patrons only throw up more questions, confusion and lies, leaving me no closer to solving the twisty mystery surrounding my inability to die.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf course, it hasn't all been doom and gloom. Hanging out with charismatic surgeon, Steven Nash, (have I mentioned his dazzling baby-blues? #swoon), and paranormal peacekeeper, Sonny Jones-he of the smoldering good-looks and pecs of steel-hasn't exactly been a struggle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, if I could just stop all the werewolf attacks and solve the mystery of my new-found immortality, getting back to normal life would be sooooo much easier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCross My Werewolf Heart is the first book in a fast-paced, raucously funny, and wildly unpredictable trilogy featuring sassy Digital Content Manager, Clarissa Hunt, and set in the fantastical world of #fangsfurandfreaks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut, be warned, there's a juicy cliffhanger at the end and, just like potato chips, you won't be able to stop at just one!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Esther Clark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50401608139026,"sku":"9780645897814","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2809707b-c311-45fd-b576-a434aa26c5fd.jpg?v=1729140845","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/cross-my-werewolf-heart-9780645897814","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}