{"product_id":"critical-drinker-floaty-pen-set-9780735375697","title":"Critical Drinker Floaty Pen Set","description":"Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing off your true 'talents' to your co-workers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.\u003cbr\u003e- Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use)\u003cbr\u003e- Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use)\u003cbr\u003e- Each pen measures 6\" long and .5\" in diameter.\u003cbr\u003e- Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrass Monkey\u003cbr\u003eVintage-inspired Smartassery \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCreated by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Brass Monkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50554453197074,"sku":"9780735375697","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_52002315-e6cd-4c70-9e2d-709bebd66d52.jpg?v=1731716517","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/critical-drinker-floaty-pen-set-9780735375697","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}