{"product_id":"chicken-poop-for-the-soul-stories-to-harden-the-heart-and-dampen-the-spirit-9780671014421","title":"Chicken Poop for the Soul: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit","description":"\u003cb\u003eRuthlessly hilarious, this is the world's first \"sin-spirational\" book, a parody guide absolutely guaranteed never to be an Oprah's Book Club selection. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIs \"Chicken Soup\" Too Sweet for Your Soul? \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Welcome to the farthest side of reality--and the first collection of stories sure to harden your heart and dampen your spirit. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eChicken Poop for the Soul \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere is the story of \"Step-Mother Teresa\" who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and \"The True Meaning of Love,\" romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in \"The Joys of Depression.\" Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows \"I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phase 'Over my dead body.'\" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDavid Fisher has dedicated his life to eliminating hypocrisy at a profit. He is a man of intrigue and mystery. He is the author of the prize winning novella \u003ci\u003eConversations with my Cat, Hard Evidence: Inside th FBI's Sci-Crime Lab, \/I\u0026gt; as well as the best-sellers \u003ci\u003eGracie\u003c\/i\u003e with George Burns, \u003ci\u003eThe Empire Strikes Back\u003c\/i\u003e with Ron Luciano, and the reference book \u003ci\u003eWhat's What\u003c\/i\u003e he lives in New York City with his fantasies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50460643590418,"sku":"9780671014421","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_5fd1d473-058d-40c7-b3ff-9a2770d22e33.jpg?v=1730044523","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/chicken-poop-for-the-soul-stories-to-harden-the-heart-and-dampen-the-spirit-9780671014421","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}