{"product_id":"cheesecake-loves-my-thighs-and-27-other-reasons-why-cheesecake-is-better-than-men-9798986628400","title":"Cheesecake Loves My Thighs and 27 other reasons why cheesecake is better than men","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCheesecake Loves My Thighs\u003c\/em\u003e explores dating through trial-and-error, understanding through baking metaphors, and comfort in in the form of cheesecake. Twenty-eight humorous essays, from first kisses to divorce, from loves me to loves me not to who cares anyway, whip up poignancy and eye-rolls. Each is paired with 28 original and tested recipes and dish up the universal truths and challenges of dating and how indulging in cheesecake makes it all better. Stories such as \u003cem\u003eCheesecake Loves My Thighs, Cheesecake Doesn't Have To Be Baked To Be A Hit At A Party\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eCheesecake Is Never Done In Just Five Minutes\u003c\/em\u003e, grease the pan and set the oven on high to prepare the reader for a deliciously enjoyable experience. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the millions of us out there, female, male and non-binary, whose dating experiences fell alarmingly short of expectations or anyone currently out of a relationship that didn't quite make it to the happily-ever-after part, \u003cem\u003eCheesecake Loves My Thighs \u003c\/em\u003eunites us all through the one relationship that never disappoints: cheesecake. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSprangers, Marianne:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Marianne Sprangers originated in Wisconsin, the land of the frozen: tundra, custard, and most waterways two-thirds of a year. The youngest in her family, she grew up with an insatiable appetite for attention and sugar-infused foods, and spent ample time engaged in outdoor sports such as freezing, shivering, and turning blue. When warmed, Sprangers dabbles in art, rides her bicycle, takes long walks, and writes things down, which is why she has relocated to the South and finally finished that book she said she was always going to write. Sprangers is the author of Cheesecake Loves My Thighs and blogposts Cheesecake is Better Than Men and Unforeseeably Single.","brand":"Marianne Sprangers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51276725518610,"sku":"9798986628400","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_c063692e-ec77-4381-9415-560c588e4567.jpg?v=1747136707","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/cheesecake-loves-my-thighs-and-27-other-reasons-why-cheesecake-is-better-than-men-9798986628400","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}