{"product_id":"blizzards-and-bastards-9798348165536","title":"Blizzards and Bastards","description":"\u003cp\u003eI did not intentionally get my butt stuck to a frozen toilet seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI did not mean to spray my favorite singer in the face with pepper spray.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePromise: I'm just a fangirl, not a stalker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePop-rock band, Inked Pages, has just rescued this failed bookshop owner from a desolate rest stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese four spicy rockstars plan to drop me off at home and skedaddle to their ultra-viral holiday concert.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the blizzard, it's a Christmas miracle in disguise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwelve days snowed-in with my family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwelve days of hate-f*cks, hot tub cuddles, and naughty cookie-making.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say people fall in love faster during a crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat will these music gods do when the storm clears and the holidays are over?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep me? Or chuck me like leftover figgy pudding?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLIZZARDS AND BASTARDS\u003c\/strong\u003e is a standalone Christmas rom-com. This is a reverse harem\/why choose story which means our main female character, Cyan, finds love with four amazing men. There's plenty of spice, lots of festive cheer, and the 'snowed-in' trope. It's light, fluffy, sexy, and angst-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Caitlin Morgan Stunich","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50899616923922,"sku":"9798348165536","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_098878ef-b7e4-4ae3-9694-e6673c291b1e.jpg?v=1738361890","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/blizzards-and-bastards-9798348165536","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}