{"product_id":"billionaire-grump-9798886371437","title":"Billionaire Grump","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI am Levi Luxenberg. Forty-year-old billionaire. CEO of Luxenberg Enterprises. And apparently, father of one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA week ago, having kids wasn't even in my ten-year plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, I have a five-year-old daughter who will hardly look in my direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am aware that Amelia is grieving her mother's death, and I swear I'm not a complete jerk, but I jumped on a private jet to Chicago at a moment's notice, and the kid won't even say a word to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs if that wasn't bad enough, our pilot just got sick and I have to fly commercial for the first time in years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'd think that would be the end of it, but no.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cherry on top?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmelia would rather interact with Clare, the divorced, jobless, tipsy woman sitting right in front of us, than me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe chats with her, she smiles at her--she even draws her a freaking picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI would be really mad if I didn't actually need a nanny. Urgently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince my assistant screwed my wanted ad over and made me look like a grumpy billionaire desperately looking for a wife, Clare suddenly seems perfect for the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe has no place to live, no idea who I am, and no qualms about being my live-in nanny on a trial basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem is, I think I might want to keep her around longer...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Slow Burn Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50867704496402,"sku":"9798886371437","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_9012003e-f973-4ff2-9f7b-1611929d76c5.jpg?v=1737702809","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/billionaire-grump-9798886371437","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}