{"product_id":"bill-the-vampire-a-comedy-of-undead-proportions-9781940415321","title":"Bill The Vampire: A Comedy of Undead Proportions","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLoud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure - leaving him at death's door with his throat torn out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he's a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They're giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn't give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. He'll need all that and more if he doesn't want to end up even deader than last time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBill The Vampire is book one of \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e, the quintessential vampire comedy series.Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of \u003cstrong\u003eBill The Vampire\u003c\/strong\u003e now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGualtieri, Rick:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - \"Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again. Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!\"","brand":"Freewill Press LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50495276220690,"sku":"9781940415321","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_77aaa728-f0a3-4e90-8b09-fd75b1bf0d12.jpg?v=1730678072","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/bill-the-vampire-a-comedy-of-undead-proportions-9781940415321","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}