{"product_id":"ball-peen-hammer-9781964868523","title":"Ball Peen Hammer","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeane Morgan wouldn't return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn't want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin' choice in the matter - at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax's coveted parking spot at UCLA. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOkay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase \"baby doll\" with a straight face? Oh, that's right: the kind of guy who's a male stripper. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle's answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as \"Ball Peen Hammer\" - which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I'd ever fall for. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot. At. All. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo freakin' way. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich I did. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Socoro Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51324854993170,"sku":"9781964868523","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_386a8741-c57e-4c91-a8eb-d2ad08faaa4b.jpg?v=1748705032","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/ball-peen-hammer-9781964868523","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}