{"product_id":"assistant-to-the-villain-9798885799287","title":"Assistant to the Villain","description":"\"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce Upon a Time\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eThe Office\u003c\/i\u003e in Hannah Maehrer's laugh-out-loud viral TikTok series turned novel, about the sunshine assistant to an Evil Villain...and their unexpected romance.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eASSISTANT WANTED: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eNotorious, high-ranking villain seeks loyal, levelheaded assistant for unspecified office duties, supporting staff for random mayhem, terror, and other Dark Things In General. Discretion a must. Excellent benefits.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith ailing family to support, Evie Sage's employment status isn't just important, it's vital. So when a mishap with Rennedawn's most infamous Villain results in a job offer--naturally, she says yes. No job is perfect, of course, but even less so when you develop a teeny crush on your terrifying, temperamental, and undeniably hot boss. \u003ci\u003eDon't find evil so attractive, Evie.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut just when she's getting used to severed heads suspended from the ceiling and the odd squish of an errant eyeball beneath her heel, Evie suspects this dungeon has a huge rat...and not just the literal kind. Because something rotten is growing in the kingdom of Rennedawn, and someone wants to take the Villain--and his entire nefarious empire--out.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow Evie must not only resist drooling over her boss but also figure out exactly who is sabotaging his work...and ensure he makes them pay.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter all, a good job is hard to find.\u003c\/p\u003e\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Thorndike Press Large Print","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50615242031378,"sku":"9798885799287","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_49761d85-5b2f-4e9b-914f-17b5442c8718.jpg?v=1732479628","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/assistant-to-the-villain-9798885799287","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}