{"product_id":"are-you-there-vodka-its-me-chelsea-9781416596363","title":"Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea","description":"Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChelsea Handler is an accomplished stand-up comic and actress, as well as the bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life.\u003c\/i\u003e She was the star of her own late-night show on E!, \u003ci\u003eChelsea Lately;\u003c\/i\u003e was one of the stars of \u003ci\u003eGirls Behaving Badly;\u003c\/i\u003e has appeared on \u003ci\u003eThe Tonight Show with Jay Leno\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eLate Night with David Letterman;\u003c\/i\u003e and has starred in her own half-hour Comedy Central special. Chelsea makes regular appearances in comedy clubs across America and lives in Los Angeles.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50649955991826,"sku":"9781416596363","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_2523f786-08ec-48b1-b343-509e56ee8ca2.jpg?v=1733278660","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/are-you-there-vodka-its-me-chelsea-9781416596363","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}