{"product_id":"animals-are-a-holes-meet-the-biggest-jerks-of-the-animal-kingdom-9781250388964","title":"Animals Are A-Holes: Meet the Biggest Jerks of the Animal Kingdom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt's time we held these adorable little freaks accountable. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet ready to discover the dark and seedy underworld of the animal kingdom with \u003ci\u003eAnimals Are A-hole\u003c\/i\u003es. From drunk monkeys to stabby platypuses to kidnapping penguins, this book is an illustrated rap sheet of wildly offensive behaviors and shocking crimes committed by the animals you thought you knew. Think all creatures deserve our love and respect? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGet a load of these disturbing facts: \u003cbr\u003e- Hedgehogs are cannibals.\u003cbr\u003e- Dolphins are thugs.\u003cbr\u003e- Chipmunks hate visitors.\u003cbr\u003e- Pigeons are gamblers.\u003cbr\u003e- Octopi punch fish for fun. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGet the real dirt on misbehaving mammals, unlovable birds, and inappropriate invertebrates with \u003ci\u003eAnimals Are A-holes\u003c\/i\u003e, the long-awaited exposé they don't want you to read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrynn Wallace is a writer, coffee enthusiast, and recovering animal lover. She spends most of her free time being judged by her cats, avoiding eye contact with geese, and googling terms like sea cucumber butts. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSteve James illustrates children's books and greeting cards. When he isn't drawing incriminating animal art at his home in Leeds, England, he enjoys going to concerts, taking walks in the countryside, and playing guitar.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Castle Point Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51676278980882,"sku":"9781250388964","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_c80a8496-d081-425d-b421-c56d3bfa8d1e.jpg?v=1761051940","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/animals-are-a-holes-meet-the-biggest-jerks-of-the-animal-kingdom-9781250388964","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}