{"product_id":"an-affair-to-dismember-9781542466974","title":"An Affair to Dismember","description":"\"Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie.\"-Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Elise Sax will win your heart.\"-New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy name's Gladie Burger, and my Grandma Zelda says that I have \"The Gift.\" That means that I'm going to be a great matchmaker, and it probably means that I can know things that can't be known. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJust like my grandma. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eShe knows who should be matched with who, and she also knows what the weather's going to be weeks in advance. Some people call that a Third Eye. Some people call it psychic. Some people call it weird. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm betting Grandma is wrong. The only \"gift\" I've had in my life is not being able to hold down a job. I might have a commitment problem. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut I'm helping her out in the matchmaking business, anyway. So far, I haven't made a match, and now after our neighbor across the street fell, hit his head, and died, I can't stop thinking that maybe his death was no accident. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMaybe it was murder. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI may have commitment issues, but I seem totally committed to finding out if he was murdered and who murdered him.\u003cbr\u003eThe annoying Chief of Police-who unfortunately turns my insides into molten estrogen jelly-thinks I should be committed for sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLuckily, another neighbor is just as hot as the Chief, and he's more than happy to support my sleuthing. Ditto my best friends Bridget and Lucy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's a toss-up if I'll solve this mystery, get killed in the process, get arrested, or find true love. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn Affair to Dismember\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is the first book in the \u003cb\u003eMatchmaker Mysteries series\u003c\/b\u003e. It is a humorous and romantic small-town mystery. Matchmaker Mysteries...Sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50855034814738,"sku":"9781542466974","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/4771\/8930\/files\/img_5525ee34-5d01-473d-aca9-cc63e5118f84.jpg?v=1737475891","url":"https:\/\/surprise-castle.myshopify.com\/products\/an-affair-to-dismember-9781542466974","provider":"Surprise Castle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}